Thursday, June 16, 2016

Maggie and Marley: A Post-Mia Profile

Magdalen Florence Mabel Capapasosa Bananomanoman and Marley Henry Bananomanoman were both born on September 19, 1305, to Matilda and Murphy Bananomanoman in Yonkers, Furria at the Yonkers Holy Tenderness Catholic Hospital.

After graduating from PS-22 for preschool in November 1311, Maggie and Marley attended kindergarten at Presbyterian Central Primary School, a Presbyterian private school, for the 1311-1312 school year. The twins had to enter halfway through the school year for kindergarten, as PS-22 had been using an irregular schedule. The twins' tuition was paid in full by their grandmother, Mia, who was wealthy from her reality series. The twins attended Presbyterian Central through 8th Grade (the 1319-1320 school year).

Maggie and Marley attended Yonkers West High School, a public school, for their entire high school careers. In February 1322, when Maggie and Marley were both in their sophomore year of high school, their parents, Matilda and Murphy, were divorced. Murphy and Marley moved to another house in Yonkers, while Maggie and Matilda remained in the old family home. Maggie and Marley both graduated from Yonkers West in 1324.

Maggie was admitted to Monaunkibou University for the 1324-1325 school year, her first year of college. Marley was admitted to Nuttingham School of Business for his first year of college. Their grandmother, Mia, paid their tuition in full. Maggie planned to major in fashion with a minor in political science, while Marley was scheduled to major in accounting.

For her sophomore year in college, Maggie studied abroad in Ambia (a small country above Bangladult known for its fashion). During her abroad study, when Maggie was 20, she came across Eduardo von Monkingsquire. Eduardo was an Ambian exchanged student at PS-22 from February to March 1310, during which he came to be acquainted with Maggie. Eduardo and Maggie re-introduced themselves to each other, and soon started dating. The summer between Maggie's sophomore and junior year of college, Eduardo proposed to her, and she accepted. Soon after the marriage proposal, Maggie dropped out of college. Eduardo, who is the son of an Ambian Earl, was already rich enough that Maggie didn't need a career.

Meanwhile, Marley graduated Nuttingham School of Business in 1328. He quickly accepted the position of CFO at S. C. Shinypelt, working alongside his father, Murphy, who became the CEO of the company in 1319 immediately after Mr. Shinypelt's death. Marley begun dating Melissa Danley, an elementary school teacher, in 1332, after they met online.

Maggie married Eduardo in the summer of 1327, legally changing her name to Maggie von Monkingsquire. She and Eduardo lived in Yonkers after their marriage ceremony in the Ambian Palace. On July 30, 1330, Maggie and Eduardo had a son, Manny Eduardo Bananomanoman. Eduardo agreed that Manny could keep Maggie's last name instead of his. Maggie and Eduardo experienced marital difficulties after Manny's birth. Eduardo and Maggie got divorced in 1332. Eduardo voluntarily forfeited all parental rights to Maggie, give Maggie complete custody of her son. Following the divorce, Eduardo moved back to Ambia, leaving Maggie in Yonkers. Maggie's name reverted back to Maggie Bananomanoman due to the divorce.

Eduardo later married Princess Moony Furry of Furria in 1334, a union which improved diplomatic interactions between Furria and Ambia, a relationship that had been tense since Ambia supported Samua's independence in the Furrian War. Eduardo and Moony had a son in 1335.

Marley proposed to Melissa Danley in 1335, and they were married in 1336 at Marley's grandmother's courthouse, JMN Studios. Mia herself did not attend the wedding. Marley and Melissa's marriage was cut short when Marley was involved in an automobile accident on April 9, 1337, forcing him into a coma. Melissa stayed with Marley at the hospital for a week, until his he became brain dead on April 16, and Marley died. After her husband's death, Melissa lived with Maggie and Manny as she grieved. She eventually moved to Samutropolis and continued her teaching job at a school there.

Maggie and Manny currently (1337) live in Yonkers, Furria on the same street as her childhood home (334 Funky Poop Parkway), where her mother Matilda still resides.

Update (February 11, 2017):

In August 1337, Maggie enrolled herself at Yonkers Community College to try and finish her political science degree. There she met Professor Stephen Stein, who taught one of her classes. Maggie and Stephen (nicknamed Steve) began a secret romantic relationship sometime in September, and hid it from the rest of the college; Teacher-student relationships were forbidden.

Maggie and Steve's relationship was discovered by another student in December 1337, who reported it to the faculty. Maggie was allowed to continue her education at YCC, but Stephen was fired. After losing his job, Steve moved in with Maggie, living with her and her son, Manny.

Steve wanted to marry Maggie immediately, but Maggie insisted that they wait until she was finished with college. Maggie finally received her degree in political science in December 1338, and Steve proposed to her on her graduation day. Maggie accepted the proposal.

On April 5, 1339, Maggie and Stephen were married. Maggie changed her name to Maggie Stein. The couple continue to live happily at 330 Funky Poop Parkway, just a few doors down from Maggie's mother's house and childhood home.

In June 1341, Maggie and Stephen had a son. Maggie named him Marley Capapasoso Stein ("Marley" after her dead twin brother, and "Capapasoso" as the male version of Capapasosa, a long-lasting family name). Maggie and Stephen had a daughter in December 1342, who was initially named Mia Tiffany Stein ("Mia" after Maggie's dead grandmother, and "Tiffany" after Maggie's great-grandmother's maiden name). However, Maggie remembered how her grandmother had willingly admitted to loving Marley more than Maggie (from "Croakella vs. Schnauzette"), and Maggie angrily changed her daughter's name to Lillian Tiffany Stein (Lillian is Stephen's mother's name).

Stephen Stein is the brother of Barney Stein, who married Bella Bittlemeier and lives in Bitty City, Elland.

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